a show with hidden cameras. so funny!
Host: Once again congratulations competitors,this is phase one of ISO 365. This is your home for the next 30 days.
24: What?....This isn't really what i signed up for
H: Challenge one begins in 5, 4, 3, 2, (horse neigh) Competitors, identify the animal.
24: It's a horse. How do you get that wrong?
H: 8, 14 and 27 incorrect. The rest, correct. Horse is the correct answer.
24: Of course it is.
H: First survival item coming in through the reward chute.
24: Thanks, you should have given me a cigarette.
H: Number 24, food or toilet?
24: Food.
H: Explain.
24: Well, realistically I think I can live with my own smell. And I'd rather eat than starve....ooh, a dingy loaf of bread, that's cool, thank you.
H: Attention all competitors, the meal ends in 3 minutes....(BEEP) Please place the remainder of your meal into the slot, thank you...Number 24, do you have anything to confess?
24: (laugh) Since you are asking me I'm gonna assume you already know it. Yes, I guess I do have something to confess. I pocketed some loaf. I pocketed some bread.
H: Number 24, your stay has been extended by 10 days.
24: No way. Can't do this for an extra ten days...Hey. Are you kidding me?
H: Competitors, you now have your puzzles. This is a ten minute ten day challenge. You have 10 minutes to complete the puzzle or you will add 10 days onto your stay.
24: Oh, no way that can't happen. NO way! This is not really what I asked for. This is next to impossible. I'm curious if any body's gonna get this done.
H: 9 minutes
24: You are kidding me right? I'm not even gonna get this thing started in 9 minutes.
H: 8 minutes
24: Yeah, there's no way.
H: 7 minutes
24: Yeah see? Keep counting man
H: 4 minutes
24: This is another little bullshit
H: 2 minutes, 1 minute
24: I still haven't even flipped all of these. There's no way -mumble mumble-
H:30 seconds
24: It's not gonna happen buddy, I lose.
H: Time. ..Number 24, 14, 9, least number of puzzle pieces assembled. 20 extra day, good nite. Rest up.
Box (haha): Hey dude
24: Hey
B: Okay, the crew is gonna go home.
24: What are you serious?
B: What do you mean?
24: It's like an overnight thing? Are you kidding me?
B: No. Did you read the agreement when you signed in?
24: No
B: Man, you should have read the agreement.
24: Well, then I wanna read it again. I can't do this for 30 days. There's no way. I got a job and like a life outside of this, you know? She said it was a game show, bro.
B: It is a game show, its an endurance game show.
24: For 30 days?
B: It's for 365 days. 30 days is the first stage.
24: No Way! There's no f***ing way that, excuse my language, that I'm gonna stay in this joint. If I gotta break this wall down, I will. Especially if there's nobody is here at night.
B: You are gonna have to tell the exectuve producer you want out.
24: If I had known, that would have been a different story.
B: Then you are gotta express that.
24: All right, I'll express it. I'll f***ing express it.
H: Number 24, I undestand that you have something to tell us?
24: Yeah there's a serious miscommnunication going on here man.
H: All right I am gonna get the executive producer.
24: Yeah get the executive producer man.
Howie: Hello, my name is Larry. And I'm the executive producer of ISO 365. I understand you no longer want to be on this show.
24: No, there was a miscommunication. I don't mean to step on anybody's toes. I thought I was in and outta here in about an hour. So if this is like the real thing, then I'm telling you right now no, i dont wanna be on the show. You know? Nobody told me it was for 30 days man. Otherwise I would have made arrangements, you know?...And?
Howie: Ok, then I'll put you on another show. This is Howie Mandell and this is Howie do it.
24: Oh no way! oh i was ready to kick the walls down. JEEZ!
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