It's a show with hidden cameras that play pranks on ordinary people. Hosted by Howie Mandel (host of Deal or no Deal, if you watch that, if not then it's a bald dude"
This guy, Michaud, thinks he's on a dating show where he thinks he's going to meet the soul mate of his life. Things turn ugly when his so called "soulmate" is a dude. hahaha.
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Host: Well based on your questionnaire, looks like we have match with... LOVELY LADY # 3! Let's meet Vicky! ha-ha Vicky, Come on OUT!
[audience cheers and a man wearing women's clothes enters]
Vicky: Thanks for picking me.
Host: So you excited to go away on your weekend getaway?
Michaud: I don't..I don't know..I don't know if I wanna do this anymore
Host: Vicky, why don't you go back and um.. get your bags.
Vicky: ok, thank you
Host: Yea, we'll talk to... Michaud here
Michaud: this is crazy
Host: you don't wanna do this?
Michaud: No! this is..
Host: Can we cut? So what's the trouble?
Michaud: Well what the fuck do you mean what's the trouble?
Host: You seem a little bit upset
Michaud: Yea, a bit..I mean I thought I was coming on to a dating show..with GIRLS. This is bullshit
Host: So, do you want to go on the weekend getaway?
Michaud: Well wi..with NO!
Host: with Vicky?
Michaud: Vicky?? Try Pierre.
Host: Pierre??
Michaud: Why the fuck would I go on a weekend getaway with a DUDE?
Host: Vicky's a dude??
Michaud: Are you dense? Fuck.. Jeeze.
Host: I'm gonna get the producer because you seem a little bit upset
Michaud: Hell yeah! you're gonna get the producer.
[after few minutes]
Producer: What's going on?
Michaud: 'What's going on?' What do you mean ' what's going on?' You guys cast me for a dating show and then you hook me up with bunch of dudes like..
Producer: Sorry, miss
Vicky: How dare you call me a dude?
Producer: Come on in.
Host: Vicky....
Michaud: How dare I call you a dude?
Vicky: I'm a woman
Michaud: Prove it
Producer: Sir? Can we have a little respect here?
Michaud: Are you kidding me?
Producer: You are being very rude and I think she deserves an apology.
Michaud: I'm not..I'm not being rude. Its nothing personal to you. Its not your fault that they cast.
Vicky: This..this is how you treat a lady?
Michaud: No! Look you have a beard, I can see it!
Vicky: We're sole mates!
Producer: What's your problem? How can you be this shallow?
Michaud: This shallow? You fucking joking me?
Vicky: Let's take the trip and see how we feel afterwards
Michaud: I'm pretty sure I will feel the same way. I..I..I mean I'm sure that you're great. Its just..
Producer: Lets take a shot of them together, as if their going on the trip at the airport. We are gonna get shots of you getting into the airplane. You don't have to actually take-off
[Vicky tries to hold hand]
Michaud: Stop!
Vicky: We're soul mates
Michaud: I don't give it a shit
Vicky: We're soul mates!
Michaud: This show does not dictate you're being my soul mate
Vicky: You took a scientific survey
Producer: It's based on a computer study
Michaud: Computers are stu- [Vicky tries to hold hand, again] ahh ahh Stop!
Vicky: Ok...gosh
Michaud: Fuck!! like..this is bullshit..
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