Vic Cohen

Comedian, Vic Cohen, goes out on the street to piss people off on purpose. Hilariousss!! Part of the show, "Howie Do it!"
Dialogue is provided but I couldn't figure out some of the stuff in the convo so..sorry about that hehe.



Skipping the introduction

Vic: I'm Vic. Can I ta..ask you real quick question? We're doing man on the street stuff.
Girl #1: Sure...Ok
Vic: OK great, Thank you so much. I'm Vic Cohen talking to women who look like street walkers
Girl #1: uh...
Vic: It's a fair question
Girl #1: What's the question?

Vic: I'm Vic Cohen for the Vic Report and today I'm talking to men who look very strangely...like women
Guy #1: What am I suppose to say, Vic?
Vic: Well it's a fair question
Guy #1: You didn't ask me a question.
Vic: It's a fair question
Guys #1: No, there was no question though. You made a statement. You're talking to men to look like women.
Vic: Are you prepared to go rest of the way thru this transition?
Guy #1: You know what..uh..I think you're [beep] really.But..uh.. thanks for wasting my time, DICK. You're real [beep] (asshole)

Vic: What's like to be..uh.. mistaken for a prostitute?
Girl #2: Um...I've never been mistaken for a prostitute so I couldn't answer that question.
Vic: Riiight.

Vic: [talking to other guy] So what do you think about annoying people?
Girl #2: [comes to confront Vic] I just wanted to tell you...[beep] you. You know that? You're [beep]-ing inconsiderate mother [beep], who has no class...
Vic: Whoa..Whoaaa!
Girl #2: And.. who has no respect for nobody. [beep] you.
Vic: What did I do wrong?
Girl #2: D...What did you do wrong? What didn't you do wrong? You're disrespectful, you have no class and you have no [beep]-ing manners. First of all, calling me a slut or telling me I dress like a slut..you're totally out of hand so I just wanted to say [beep] you.
Vic: [to the camera] This is Vic Cohen on the streets to..Women hitting on me!
Girl #2: Hitting on you? Are you [beep]-ing kidding me?
Vic: I'm talking with women with no IQ!
Girl #2: No IQ? [beep] with you (hits Vic)
Vic: You think this is a joke, don't you?
Girl #2: Yea, you jo? (not sure he-he)
Vic: Let me ask you this, we just stop the camera for a second. We created a whole scene here. Would you be...would you be interested in maybe going out sometime? We could..have dinner?
Girl #2: Are you [beep]-ing kidding me?
Vic: Well..
Girl #2: [beep beep]
Vic: A-byee! And I wont paid for the rest of it

Howie: This is been Vic Cohen! People person!

Vic: It's a fair question! Ladies, it's a fair question.

Skipping the end